Organic Mechanic

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012

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organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.

Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))

by bizzy63 February 26, 2012

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Sewage organs

The name for a Sjogrens Syndrome patient's organs after their immune system has retardedly attacked them with a force tantamount to David Beckham kicking a soccer ball from midfield.

He got a PhD and was succeeding in life while battling Sjogrens. He then developed sewage organs and became double biocucked.

by HopfBifurcation March 20, 2023

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organic vibrator

When a man farts with his penis inside of a vagina to simulate the vibration of a woman's vibrator.

Becky's rabbit wasn't charged so Sean ate Mexican for dinner and gave her the organic vibrator during sex.

by Cweb39 August 22, 2017

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unicellular organisms

Organisms that consist of only one cell

Unicellular organisms (like bacteria, yeast and archaea) typically grow using a method called binary fission. Here each single cell (mother cell) expands, replicates its genetic material, and divides into two cells (daughter cells). In this way, each time a new generation is produced the population doubles.

by bluestinger66 November 8, 2022

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