nova

What most people in Virginia call the Northern Virginia Community College.

You're going to nova? Me too!

by Mike December 4, 2003

Nolan

A HORRIBLE LITTLE BROTHER WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF!!! YOUR NOLAN MIGHT BE AMAZING BUT MINE SURE ISN'T!!!!!!!

Me: "Nolan time to eat."
him: "SHUTUP!!! I'M PLAYING FORTNITE WITH MY DUDES!!!"

by What is happening April 25, 2019

Nova Scotia Curse

This is when a guy from Western Canada dates a girl from anywhere, but said girl travels to Nova Scotia for a minimum of 2 weeks (no matter the excuse), and within the week of her return, she dumps him. Hence the guy has just become a victim of the Nova Scotia Curse.

NSC....screwing western canadians since 2008

Guy 1 - Hey, im dating this hot broad but im pissed she is gone for a month to Nova Scotia

Guy 2 - Man you're gonna get fucked by the curse

Guy 1 - No, thats just an urban legend....

(1 month, 4 days later)

Guy 1 - ....damn Nova Scotia Curse

by Shellemon August 1, 2010

Nova Scotia

Nova Scotians love children and pets, but have no time for adults, particularly those who "come from away". If you weren't born or raised in the province, there's no place for you. No jobs to speak of, unless you're willing to work for such miserable pay and conditions, not even a Nova Scotian would consider it. Employers rarely return phone calls and people with decent jobs cling to them with a fierce tenacity.
In short, it's a great place to live if you're rich or self-sufficient. Otherwise, look elsewhere.

"Hello, I just moved to Nova Scotia and I'm looking for.... Hello? Hello? Yes, is this Human Resources? Excuse me, but did you say that the person who does the hiring is on paid leave for two years? And the vacancy has been filled by her cousin? Is there someone else who... Hello?"

by cfa April 14, 2009

Nolanville

A very small town where meth, potholes and whiny people on the Facebook neighbors pages like to complain about each other. You will know it by always seeing a train passing through and blocking the road. People wait all day for the train to stop on the tracks in order to complain about it on Facebook.

I knew we would get stopped by a train in fucking Nolanville and where did all the stray dogs come from?

by Bono the sushi eating clown March 30, 2020

nova boards

A board that used to be good before a total nutter bought it and threatened to sue everyone

Nova boards used to be cool

by Nay January 22, 2004

nova-taken

When a super cool chav overtakes somebody in their pimped out nova to prove how faaaaaast it is.
Chances are however that the person they overtook was probably doing 20 and the chav (hopefully) crashed at the next corner maiming and or killing the poor excuse for a person.

You've been nova-taken.
Do I care?

by Poipmaster Jim June 13, 2005