Nig Noise

Rap music with high levels of bass played at an absurdly high volume. It usually derives from a mid-1990's Cadillac with a poor quality sound system that can be heard rattling hundreds of feet away. It can also originate from a home, most of the time occurring at an unreasonable hour in the early A.M.

I was indulging in some Van Halen on my way to work when a Cadillac Seville pulls up next to me and drowns out the guitar solo from "Panama" with some deafening Nig Noise.

by sexualharrasmentpanda July 9, 2009

nigger noise

My grandmother and mother called rock and roll like the Beatles 'god damn nigger noise.'

I raised you to be a upstanding white man. Turn off that God Damn nigger noise and listen to some good music like Benin Goodman!

by Blackcat999 February 27, 2016

brown noise

Noise showing a random walk behavior, as in Brownian motion. It has a 1/f^2 frequency spectrum. It has nothing to do with crapping your pants. Try learning some physics....

You guys are retarded for thinking a brown noise can make you crap your pants.

by Ryan October 19, 2004

Noise Next Door

A lame manufactured Pop Band to replace bands such as, Busted. They are only around to fill in their shoes, terribly, and you must, MUST, burn their CDs and all red hair dye at all times.

"Oh my god, lets camp out and start a fire to burn Noise Next Door"

by Sonya Cohead April 8, 2005

brown noise

An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. The Brown Noise is believed to be 92 cents below the lowest octave of E flat.

"We're trying to find the Brown Noise. It's this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people lose bowel control!"

by Malorie September 13, 2005

noisetheory

noisetheory is the online home of the most crucial boys in all the interweb.

noisetheory is crucial.

by Crucial October 12, 2004

red neck noise

music that is considered low-brow, worthless and/or socially irrelevant by visible minorities and the middle- and upper-classes. Heavy metal, country and country-western music are considered red neck noise.

A: That white boy in Bravo Company kept me up all night with his red neck noise.

B: Fo Real? What plastic was he spinnin'?

A: Gawd damn Metallica and Johnny Cash, yo.

by Johnny Z. Styles June 21, 2010