dolphin kisses

When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

by SlipperySlippers August 14, 2019

skin dolphin

a male penis, usually spotted in an aquatic environment.

I am not going down to that pool, there is nothing but skin dolphins.

by skin dolphin June 06, 2011

Dolphin Fucker

A guy who’d rather fuck a dolphin than get quick scoped in COD custom match.

Orlando: Hey Matt, you down for some COD customs?

Matt: I'd rather fuck a dolphin than play another custom match getting quick scoped!

Allison: Matt’s such a dolphin fucker.

by Repituar December 31, 2020

polishing the dolphin

jerking off

i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin

by carl hern December 12, 2013

Dolphin Skin

The smooth, soft labial walls of a very wet pussy.

Rachel is pure dolphin skin.

I needed no lube to hit her dolphin skin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018

Devil Dolphin

Commonly used by Marines when describing a certain type of sailor. This term is mainly used when a Salior is atrached to a Marine unit. Best know Saliors are your Navy Corpsman AKA. Devil Docs

Those gosh darn Devil Dolphins never follow the rules. Always just doing there own thing.

by Tank18 April 14, 2019

miami dolphins

only team in the history of the NFL to go undefeated (72-73 season) and win the super bowl in 1972 and 1973 led by bob griese and don schula.team of the great dan marino,zack thomas, ricky williams (fag ass),ronnie brown, jason taylor,and sam madison.the team was formed in 1968. the mascot is a dolphin known a t.d.the only team to beat the #1 team,while only winning 1 game,and finishing 4-12 in that season.all i have left to say is GO DOLPHINS!AND FUCK THE PATS AND JETS AND BILLS!

dam man,did u see wess welker return that punt,he ran all the way to the 10!mabey ronnie can score and tie up the game!GO MIAMI!DOLPHINS ROCK HARD!MIAMI DOLPHINS RULE!

by the bitch fucker October 22, 2005