1. beer
2. lager (same thing)
3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel
4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic)
5. a comfy chair (to sit on)
6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up
7. kitchen towl that mops up anything
8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are
9. a wildlife documentary on mooses
10. all these things put together
2. lager (same thing)
3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel
4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic)
5. a comfy chair (to sit on)
6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up
7. kitchen towl that mops up anything
8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are
9. a wildlife documentary on mooses
10. all these things put together
by marlon the dancing moose May 13, 2003

by stephin April 7, 2005

If you want to find out, watch Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life".
All shall be revealed...
Also, see fun
All shall be revealed...
Also, see fun
by Monty Python July 13, 2004

life throws you obstacles and no matter how you deal with these obstacles you will always regret the outcome of your decision
by mckenzie mick brodie July 12, 2004

by Jessica May 2, 2005

1) Life is a vacation from whatever it is that we were doing before we got here, which must've been extremely boring and is therefore unknown to us.
We may not have even had a physical form before life here, and the five senses are a bonus along with emotion and time. You still have to supply any and all of your own needs and will develope many vices while experiencing your vacation, and may return to work at any time you feel like punching out. Just remember that you never know when you'll get another vacation.
We may not have even had a physical form before life here, and the five senses are a bonus along with emotion and time. You still have to supply any and all of your own needs and will develope many vices while experiencing your vacation, and may return to work at any time you feel like punching out. Just remember that you never know when you'll get another vacation.
If you go to an amusement park, you owe it to yourself to try all of the rides at least once, so you know what you don't like.
by jrh5356 April 20, 2005
