One crazy ass guy that you dont want to fuck with. He is a gentle giant until you provoke the beast inside. Dont bother trying to run from him, because he can shoot a running rabbit with a three dollar pistol.
by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018
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- That’s my best friend Cal !!
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Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!
Melon: *holds up red flannel*
Melon: *holds up red flannel*
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