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New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up
by RubberPanda January 1, 2019
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Happy New Year 2024

Happy New Year 2024
Its 2024 now. .

1 jan 2024

new year !
Person 1: Happy New Year 2024 !

Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year already
by confusingashell December 31, 2023
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unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING
it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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New Years revolution

When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.
Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.
by Logan R white January 10, 2011
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New Year's Day

New Year's Day is a kick-ass metal band that began in 2005 and their fame has only evolved since. The bands recent album titled unbreakable was released on April 26th, 2019. In November of 2018, their first at the time debut single was released, this particular track is what paved their way to mainstream recognition as it was their first radio song. The band consists of vocalist; Ash Costello, Lead guitarist; Nikki Misery, Also on guitars; Frankie Sil, Bassist; Austin Ingerman and Drummer; Dio Britto.
Man, are you familiar with the metal band, 'New Years Day'?

New Year's Day's album "Unbreakable" is seriously their best work yet.
by Ultraviolenthoe June 16, 2019
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New Years

A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)
After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.
by Decent_Work December 25, 2013
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New Year’s Eve

Tomorrow night is New Year’s Eve, get the cages ready
by Bplug47 December 4, 2023
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