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Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.
"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"
by Blucas02 February 8, 2017
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Netflix Fatigue

A syndrome where you consistently order Netflix movies you don't really want to see. Worst case you hold on to them for a week or so before returning the unwatched DVD.
Bob's tried hard to keep his keep abreast of the latest movies. But, since he found most of them boring, this only resulted in Netflix Fatigue.
by rmarmels July 9, 2011
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Netflix Cheating

This act of betrayal is when someone, be it a friend or significant other, watches a show without the other person they were regularly watching the show with. Unbeknownst to said other person.

This act can put a real damper on a relationship or friendship. Like in an average relationship, ask your partner or friend if it’s ok for you to go on ahead BEFORE you make that mistake.

This term does not only pertain to Netflix, but to any TV show on any viewing platform.
I walked in on Chad Netflix cheating on me! We were supposed to be watching Game of Thrones together and now he’s a whole season ahead!
by Fredman14 October 28, 2021
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Netflix body

A girl who is out of shape because she spends most of her free time watching Netflix.

A Netflix body is achieved by binge watching Netflix multiple hours a day, eating snacks from Trader Joes, drinking Starbucks Frappuccinos, and rarely working out.

A girl with a Netflix body will not necessarily be fat, but typically overweight. Sometimes, getting a Netflix body will play in a girl's favor and she will be seen as thick or curvy and, therefore, more attractive by men.

Netflix body may be shortened to just "Netflix bod" in conversation.
Guy #1: Dang! When did Rachel get so thick ?
Guy #2: Apparently she is rewatching The Office for the 3rd time and stopped going to the gym.
Guy #1: Oh, she has a total Netflix body now! I'm gonna ask if she wants to Netflix and chill...
by OatmanSupreme December 19, 2019
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Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.
I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.
by itsmells September 8, 2016
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NetFlix Stress

The stress you feel when a Netflix DVD is sitting on your desk and you haven't had time to watch it.
I'm in a hurry! I've got Netflix Stress. There's a DVD at home I gotta' watch and get back into the mail -- or they'll never send me another one.
by Winvian girl July 20, 2011
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The Netflix Card

This occurs when one person has let another borrow their Netflix account.
Whenever the latter does anything the former may not like, they can threaten to revoke access to the account.
Amity: Your opinions suck and you're a bad friend!
Demitri: Bye bye Netflix.
Amity: NOOO! Stop using the Netflix Card on me!
by XenoPixel June 6, 2019
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