kitten number

The number of kittens that had to die in the creation of a design or system architecture. The number is incremented each time a painstaking compromise is made, or when a non-designer opens Photoshop.

"The kitten number was pretty high on this logo, Bob."

by fendingo March 12, 2014

rule number 2

don't die

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?

by phatskinnyguy August 3, 2019

Dumb numb gums

The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.

One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.

Got cocaine crumbs?

Turn those crumbs into dumb numb gums!

by DFCW July 3, 2023

faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007

nubba nubba

This term is a drunken slur of endearment commonly used when a friend is carting your drunk-ass home. Meaning "My brother from another mother."

I promise not to puke on your leather, nubba nubba, thanks for the ride.

Driver: Thanks for not puking in the car, my brother from another mother.
Drunk: no worries, sorry 'bout the hubcaps, nubba nubba.

by W. Davis January 12, 2008

take a number

Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.

Person A: Hey, I need a copy of the Davidson file.
Person B: Take A number.

by SeanCallaway October 14, 2004

Numb

Loss of felling due to emotional stress.

I'm so numb. Another dishonest person to thief my faith and trust. He walked away and blamed all it all on me with the famous "You Did...." argument.

I'm so numb and have no fight left.

I do not want to be numb any more I love you so much and wished I had kissed you that night.

Everyone knows that I love a man from my past. He has never laid a hand to me and I always end up showing the courtesy and love I want to give to him every night for the rest of my life to the wrong person.

I'm no numb when he said he wanted to not come home again.

Just another numb mind with the knife to my soul.

I wouldn't even feel the sting.

Their all so fulled with vengance and pride.

Just another slap in the face from a mind numbing man that has put no effort into bettering a persons life but leaving her in the shame of knowing he was never really in love with her and left it all today. Alone again I'm so numb from feeling the pain.

I have to be numb of the knowing to get my children threw another day with smiles and a kiss so they never see the pain I live.

by K1,2,3,4,HaveYrLaughHeleft January 25, 2010