Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes

"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"

by CatLag September 30, 2020

Cock-Nuke

A Sex position where the male drops in the pussy like a nuke to cause sexual havic on the pussy. Aka multi-squirt.

Check out your sons teacher. Ill cock-nuke that bitch.

by Hifoe December 5, 2017

Send Nukes

When you send nukes

Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: *Sends*
Person 1: NOT NUD*S I SAID NUKES

Def 2

Person 1: Send Nukes
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Why am I getting a EAS Alert
Person 2: I thought you were joking
PERSON 1: F*** YOU

by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021

Suitcase Nuke

A nuclear weapon the size of a luggage bag. Widely feared because it could be brought into a city and go off without any warning, but impractical in design and never fully made.

During the Cold War, many NATO leaders feared of coordinated sabotage using suitcase nukes

by aneumann April 2, 2015

nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.

I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

Nuke China

The act of putting last nights chinese takeout into the microwave

"Yo John, nuke china,"

"alright! I have been looking forward to finishing the Orange Chicken"

by Tree Waifu June 1, 2021

Murph Nuke

When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.

Yo did you hear? Joe pulled a murph nuke on frank!

by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020