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Nike

You know... Back to the boycotting... And...
Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Ishly Nike Pros

When Ishly gives you the nike pros
Cosmic hit that corner three for them Ishly Nike Pros
by Oh Gerb March 30, 2025
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Nike

Nike is the most beautiful human being in this world. She is powerful, magical, and the cleverest Person I ever met. She knows everything and her brain is a blessing for the World. This is because shes got the power of being perfect. She is by far the most incredible biological creature.
by Blessingofearth October 16, 2019
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Nike pro

The phrase “nike pro” is often used in TikTok comment sections to say that something looks so good u wanna go crazy on it (sex)
Commenter: “Sophie rain nike pros
Other commenter: synau blud
by Explaining person 95 June 29, 2025
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nike

this dude is so fuckin gay i die rn hep now xdddddd
person 1: "man nike is a nigger like wtf" person 2: "yes dxxdsjxddssdfsdf"
by fat ugly person January 18, 2018
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Nike

To totally misunderstand a situation and to take action that is counterproductive.
"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!
by Some other dude called Matt September 9, 2018
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Capping your nikes

When a person comes out with some hot new drip and you tell him to calm down
Shhheeeessshhh. you need to start capping your nikes or someone might steal yo drip
by dripping cock May 31, 2022
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