Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"
"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."
by halfpoe kel January 11, 2012
The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.
by GlockoSandstorm66 July 10, 2023
An act performed by ONLY by level 72+ Nigerian gooners in which a big Nigerian man rubs his penis inside someone's belly button for 3-10 hours before ejaculating so suddenly and quickly that cum shoots through Their belly button that it peirces it. Than the Nigerian man sticks"Hey Bob you wanna go munting tommorow?"-Larry "No I have a Nigerian Belly Button peircing scheduled a ring in it. This is a very prophetable job and will also leave you with many life long friends.
"Hey Bob do you wanna go munting tomorrow?" -Larry "No I cant, I have a Nigerian Belly Button Peircing scheduled.-Bob
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 22, 2024
Typically, another way of a person, whom may or may not be black, wants to say the n-word, but in a nicer way.
Kyle: Yo Tyrone, My favorite Nigerian, what's good?!
Tyrone: Bruh just say the fucking word you pussy.
Tyrone: Bruh just say the fucking word you pussy.
by Sahgaeyo March 25, 2021
A Nigerian scumbag from Nigeria.
by Michael Oliver from Africa February 03, 2022
This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.
Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018