Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

Nigerian Cupcake

when you shape your shit into a cupcake and then eat it

what a great Nigerian cupcake

by pmcgeough10 October 19, 2018

Nigerian perch

To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb

Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

Nigerian bluegill

To hang a person by the ass hole with a size 15-8 panfish hook which will eventually rip through the persons ass hole due to the persons weight and the small size of the hook

Holy shit!! That brat hit his head on the floor after the hook in his ass hole ripped his ass apart from Ivan’s nigerian bluegill

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025

Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo

When you stick your foot in a girls asshole and start thrusting it in a kicking motion, like a kangaroo

"Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her."

by TurtleFIghters April 17, 2024

As a nigerian

Used at the end of a statement to refer to the speaker claiming that he is experienced in the what he is saying and the statement is a sincere advice from an expert.

It stemmed from 4chan's /g/ around late June-early July 2021 where some guy kept spamming "As a nigerian bvll, allow me to grant you sage advice" before offering an honest opinion on the concerning topic. After a while, it changed to simply "as a nigerian" and it stuck.
History: desuarchive. org/g/search/text/as%20a%20nigerian/

OP: How can I get started on programming?
Typical Oldfag:
Don't. Fuck off and pursue other STEM fields. The tech industry is so saturated with untalented coders/programmers already. If you don't have a passion to code in the first place, programming will never cease to be hell you for you.

As a nigerian.

by mootforsaken December 9, 2021

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022