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mystery woman skill

A mystery woman skill (term coined by tiktok user @kartere) is a sort of unpredicted and cryptic skill, like being good at identifying plants and flowers, speaking latin, belly dancing, or anything else with that kind of vibe.
My mystery woman skills are playing the harmonica, imitating bird song, and in-depth knowledge about greek mythology.
by agg13zz June 6, 2020
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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

the best game in history even better than borderlands 17 help i'm being held hos tage
by OCD2 December 7, 2020
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Mysterious Cupcake

When a man puts his penis inside a woman's dirty anus, proceeds to make love to it, and puts his penis in her mouth. He then repeats the process of putting his penis into the woman's dirty anus, but instead wipes it across the woman's eyes. The major event that must occur is that the woman must catch a disease from injesting the remnants of her anus.
Man A: Hey man, I tried out that Mysterious Cupcake position you told me about.
Man B: How did it work out?
Man A: She didn't get a disease so I think I did it wrong.
by Court Magus January 25, 2010
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Suicided or Died Mysteriously

The message in GMod Prop Hunt when a hunter dies, usually due to noob-tubing a room full of props (suicided) or randomly "tripping" over something and dying (died mysteriously). The gamemode was very poorly made and is not updated, so the latter happens surprisingly often.
Daithi De Nogla: *Steps on a toilet and dies* "Agh! I slipped on a toilet! WHAT THE FUCKKK!"

"Daithi De Nogla suicided or died mysteriously."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2021
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no hands mystery batch

Cumming without touching yourself.
Typically a younger males first foray into orgasm.
For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.
by Mrs. Beverly Gibson July 19, 2016
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Airheads mystery flavor

What’s the airheads mystery flavor?

It’s cum.
by Arrogant Garnish November 1, 2021
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Mysterious Male Friend

New friend of one of your maybe gaybe buddy.
"Did Joe bring a date?" "Nah, he was with one of his Mysterious Male Friends."

"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."
by kellybex July 20, 2009
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