cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".

Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.

by joebohobitz April 17, 2011

Mouth Clit

the small flap of skin connecting the upper gum to the inside of the upper lip in the middle. May only be referred to as a mouth clit if the flap of skin is prominent in a person's smile.

Dude, have you seen the little nub under emily's lip when she smiles?
Yeah dude, that's her mouth clit.

by WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEW May 6, 2011

Dementor's Mouth

Very dilated anus from fisting and other perverse practices. So called because it can dilate to an irregular shape, like the mouth of a Dementor (fictional humanoid from the Harry Potter books).

Fisting is just gross and will give you a Dementor's Mouth

by Nemia December 11, 2010

Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)

It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down

by Joedude20 September 28, 2010

C+ Mouth

A mouth not really suited for oral pleasure.

That kid wanted a higher grade in my class but his mom only has a C+ mouth.

by Liberal Arts Prof June 14, 2011

flat mouths

Cheap sneakers possibly bought at K-Mart or Kash-n-Karry. The have flat soles, no cushion, and make a slapping sound when you run.

Look at kingfresh wearing his flat mouths! What an anathema!

by f3drock May 29, 2007

bollock mouth

An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

Shut up bollock mouth

by Waddo November 3, 2007