Monday Morning Hangover

the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.

"Hello. Yeh, I'm not coming to work today, I have a Monday Morning Hangover..."

by Notmo December 6, 2005

blue monday

A phrase describing the come down of MDMA. The comedown of the drug has a feeling of deep depression and suicidal feelings. It originated because people would use MDMA on the weekends and then feel shitty on (blue) Monday

1: Did you do MDMA last weekend
2: Yeah but i’m feeling the consequences today
1: Blue Monday?
2: Exactly

by TikTokfan223344 August 21, 2019

awkward monday

The Monday after you suck your best friend off.

Its a pretty awkward Monday today,after last weekend when Megan and John hooked up, don't ya think?

by jdeeney May 13, 2008

sunny monday

farting when there is poop in your hole and the air forces out around the turd, thus making your fart smell like straight up shit.

fuck dude, i totally just blasted a sunny monday. i need to take a dump soon.

by Gabriel Simon March 31, 2009

mondayitis

when you feel tired and grouchy on a monday because you have had a rough weekend usually with little or no sleep

darn this mondayitis i feel so tired

by -cliche- November 19, 2007

man candy monday

man candy Monday is the female version of man crush Monday someone females find attractive

girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

by sandrwich September 14, 2013

Manjay

A Manjay (aka: DickJockey) is a male dj that feels the need to include gender when referring to djs of the opposite sex. Manjays infuriate women by focusing on their gender and looks, disregarding skill or experience. In reality, women hear more frequencies than men, and they play what women like (dancefloors are usually dominated by women).

You can commonly hear a manjay saying things like: female dj, girl dj, chick dj, LadeeJay, or the worst... Djane.

Guy: Hey did you see that girl dj earlier? She had great tits.
Girl: No, i was actually listening to her set you Manjay.

Guy: That a female dj up there is pretty good... for a girl.
Girl: Yep, i think her boyfriend was playing before her.
Guy: Oh... he must be sharing his set with her. Right on.
Girl: Shut up you stupid Manjay, now go buy me a drink.

by dj_ moodyeva October 21, 2010