Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.
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Suburban county located in Maryland known as the 3rd wealthiest in the nation. Home of THEPhrat whose members hail from areas within MoCo such as Rockville, Potomac, and Bethesda.
Hot Girl 1: Where are those cute guys in THEPhrat from?
Hot Girl 2: Oh, they're from different areas in MoCo.
Hot Girl 2: Oh, they're from different areas in MoCo.
by Dy Nomite November 8, 2004
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by THEMAN September 4, 2005
Get the moco mug.mo county is like the west side story you got bethesda chevy chase fake beverly hils where bitches is snitches and thats how they get killed, up county full of hicks and fucking rich fucks i only fuck with wheaton silver spring kensigton takoma park fuck everyone else..."missing deers dog im burning the clutch, with mo county on my ass just for burnin a dutch"
straight from the slums of wheaton and what...
einstein and call it crimestein if ya want so what if we got the highest drop out rate an teenage pregnancy rate we will still steal your cars ya kicks ya chicks an leave you in the street to catch the q2..holla sound blitz and what!!
einstein and call it crimestein if ya want so what if we got the highest drop out rate an teenage pregnancy rate we will still steal your cars ya kicks ya chicks an leave you in the street to catch the q2..holla sound blitz and what!!
by madd cap June 5, 2004
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To be Mokono is to be a very laid back, mellow person. To take a relaxed approach at things, and not base their lives around tomorrow, instead they focus on enjoying the today. Living life before no life is left to live.
One is not called " A Mokono ", that is his or her lifestyle. a Mokono person is called a "Moak".
To be Mokono is to be a very laid back, mellow person. To take a relaxed approach at things, and not base their lives around tomorrow, instead they focus on enjoying the today. Living life before no life is left to live.
One is not called " A Mokono ", that is his or her lifestyle. a Mokono person is called a "Moak".
by MoakEm March 3, 2011
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Examples of Mockney:
Pip pip, cheerio! Me thinks Gillingham trolley-car newspaper phone booth! Jolly good mickey, ehar?
Westminster double-decker? Right old rain coat!
Pip pip, cheerio! Me thinks Gillingham trolley-car newspaper phone booth! Jolly good mickey, ehar?
Westminster double-decker? Right old rain coat!
by Abraham Genesis IV August 26, 2009
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