roasting maize

When you're in a social context, supposedly "socializing" but you're not really doing that, not even you think you're doing that - you're just there; roasting maize

"Hey Zuck, why you by yourself in the corner just roasting maize? "

by Concerned Kenyan May 23, 2021

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dick-motized

Hypnotized by the dick. The dick can put you in a trance if it’s good enough. Sometimes, the dick don’t even have to penetrate you. You can be dick-motized by seeing the dick, touching the dick, swallowing the dicks icing ext..

“she an’t gon leave his raggity ass, she dick-motized.”

by PusayWater January 27, 2022

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Sayaka Maizono

Best character ever. No context.

Person A: Holy hell I hate Sayaka Maizono but I kin Celestia Ludenberg lol lol :>
Person B: … why Sayaka tho
Person A: BECAUSE I SAID-
Person C: … wtf?

by Abbysenpai July 25, 2022

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dirty mojiz

when you face fucking a bitch so hard and she screaming "more jizz"

yo my girl last night pulled a dirty mojiz

by panadaexpresslover April 15, 2024

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Abdul Moiz

Moiz isn’t just a person, he’s a whole feeling. You could fill libraries trying to describe him and still fall short. He has this unreal superpower of saying the sweetest things right when you least expect it, leaving you speechless every single time. He cares in ways that feel soft and real..the kind that doesn’t need to be loud to be felt. The way he talks, the way he listens… it’s like he knows how to reach parts of me no one else ever could. His voice is gentle enough to make my heart rest, and his laugh, my absolute favorite sound, has this magic that makes everything around me lighter. When he smiles, it’s like the world remembers how to be beautiful again. He’s not perfect, but somehow he’s perfect to me, my human sunshine, my calm, my safe place. When he goes quiet just to listen, laughs randomly mid-conversation, talks about his day, sings softly, or shares his dreams, every moment feels special. When he’s childish, kind, or just being himself, it’s all warmth, all comfort, all him. But most of all, when he simply lives , that’s the part that stays with me the most.

Every time he smiles, I swear, Abdul Moiz is the reason butterflies still exist.

If warmth ever took human form, it would probably look a lot like Abdul Moiz.

He’s my calm, my chaos, simply my Abdul Moiz

by PrettyPinkRoses October 11, 2025

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