Missouri Welder

The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.
Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!

Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?

Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?

Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!
by That1Lineman March 08, 2024
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missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023
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Missouri buttwipe

When you wipe your butt on a ginger friend and turn their hair go from red to brown.
I want to do the Missouri buttwipe to my ginger friend.
by Dkhuame August 08, 2024
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Rolla, Missouri

Joint I travelled thru on a road trip to Oklahoma City. All I remember about it is that there was trees on the side of the highway.
"Rolla, Missouri is a city in the United States of America. "
by CrossingTheFrenchBorder July 28, 2023
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Missouri caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar
I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside
by November 26, 2024
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Missouri Muckraker

The act of a male mucking out the dingle berries and other greasy extremities from a females anus in preparation for anal sex.
“Last night I gave Susan a Missouri Muckraker before plastering her hole.”
by Greasygreaser May 04, 2020
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Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.
by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023
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