"midnight shenanigans" an urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, (wanting to do hella drugs, and just being down for any type of crackhead shit
by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020
by Ron Gunz August 01, 2011
Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.
by Mills&Boon June 08, 2021
Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.
by mojometal February 27, 2015
Had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. I then faced a midnight crisis when I looked at my grades
by proprocrastinator April 16, 2014
1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.
2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.
2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.
Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.
by Eves Pillson March 09, 2011
Person A: "Damn i'm lonely, lets go to a bar and get some midnight poon."
Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"
Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"
by i like sanwiches June 22, 2010