Massive Action Game

A PS3 exclusive game made by Zipper Interactive that supports up to 256 actual players in one match, released January 26th, 2010. It was a great game when released, just needed a few glitches fixed. However, then Zipper decided to put out patches that ultimately, ruined the game. The game boasts 128v128 action, but is broken down into 4 platoons of 32v32, so you never really see anymore than that. The game's low player count is mostly due to the fact that the game is heavily imbalanced. The game is set with 3 faction that you can pick from, you can only play for your faction you pick. Each faction has it's own map to defend/guns/looks/etc. The faction "S.V.E.R." has been imbalanced since the start of the game. With the easiest maps to defend, strongest weapons, it's well known that this is the faction Zipper caters to most in their game. Because of the imbalance of this game, that is why the population of the game is so low now, 1yr after it's release (Not even 1 full year, yet)

Bob: "Hey, you like MAG?"
Joe: "MAG? Massive Action Game? That game with 256 players?"
Bob: "Yeah, it's fun."
Joe: "Pfft, yeah; if you're on S.V.E.R."

by TruthAboutMAG December 29, 2010

massive

generally describes something / someone good, cool, sound,
someone you're mates with. can be used
in place of phrases such as "mate".
can be used similar to the phrase
legend when describing someone, comedical effect.

"massive!? alright?"
"you alright massive?"

"went to this gig the other night, it was pure massive"


"orrr he's a legend him = orrr he's massive him"

by northern comedy crew August 18, 2008

massive book

someone's massive Penis/Cock

sorry, i almost hit you with my massive book

by Beck1904 December 23, 2008

fatass massive

The biggest thing of its kind

Man 1 - I had to write a 10000 word report last night
Man 2 - dude that must've been one fatass massive report

by GSElite December 19, 2006

Mark Messier

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

by NYR forever July 20, 2008

really fucking massive shit

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.

I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

by shabba-ranks November 28, 2013

Gilles Messier

A very intellegent 15 year old, who can sometimes have a rather bland sense of humor.

"Naomi, if you stuck that fake knife down your shirt..It'd be called a booby trap"

by With love Amanda and Nimz January 9, 2005