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Choking the Mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022
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pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"
Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.
by carnefox October 9, 2020
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mermaid

1; a mythical creature that appears as an attractive woman but with a fish tail instead of a pair of legs, who lures sailors with her enchanting voice.
2; someone (typically female) of a rare breed, blessed with haunting beauty and enchanting talent (usually at singing, but can also be applied to other art forms.)
"Agnès Obel is a human singer and songwriter but secretly she is a mermaid goddess..."
(comment found on youtube)
by Lilichi November 5, 2019
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Mermaid

A female merperson. A mythical female spirit with the upper-body of a human, as well as the lower-body of a sea creature (usually a dolphin) who lives in a waterway (usually the sea) and usually has benign musical enchantment powers, (e.g. the power to bless, heal, guide & protect others, especially sailors by their beautiful singing or playing of music).
'The mermaid sat on the rocks, along the shore gazing at the moon and magically guiding the sailors towards a safe journey by the grace of her beautiful song.'

(Notes: Mermaids aren't to be confused with sirens who only use their musical enchantment powers for evil. Please read my definition of a siren for comparison.

Also, some mermaids have human legs, as well as live and breathe underwater as 'mer-maid' means 'woman from the sea', in old English.

Lastly, there are male merpeople who fit this entire definition, except that they aren't female).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 3, 2022
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Angry Mermaid

When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.
The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!
by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022
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Little Mermaid

When a movie or TV studio race or gender swaps a character with no reason. Often done to promote inclusivity.
The new scooby doo movie got that little mermaid treatment.
by TheBackDoorGamer October 9, 2022
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Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021
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