Murmaider

A track performed by Dethklok... About Murmaid Muder.

I just got the fucking Dethalbum, and I'm already shitting my pants on the first track Murmaider.

by Nick Borrelli October 27, 2007

Mermaided

When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.

by ilmk92089 August 7, 2019

mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

mermaided

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

make some mermaids

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.

Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.

by Generous Doner October 16, 2011

Mermaiding

Like a catfishing, except the person is real but their intentions are to ruin you financially, emotionally, steal your identity or con you in some other way.

Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.

I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium.

She was mermaiding me this whole time.

by Savage Sage August 5, 2019

Mermaider

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid

"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"

by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007