by AgoPTP December 29, 2021

/ˈmə meɪd/ (noun), mermaiding (intransitive verb)
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.
Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.
This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.
In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.
Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.
This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.
In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
by PsychoG1rl March 19, 2018

Transport Inspector:
Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.
Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.
The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.
Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.
The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
by Kasterborus June 5, 2021

When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.
The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!
by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022

by Yourmum 43 May 20, 2018

by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

Verb.
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.
(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.
(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).
by Kiss Melis August 22, 2022
