maroon 5

a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted

Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")

by Joe Smith 2 August 9, 2007

maroon 5

The best band ever whom I love so much, they totally rock and their album is amazing!!!

Man, Maroon 5 are the best band on the planet!

by LapisLazuli* January 2, 2005

mapron

noun- mapron is the name given to a man's belly when it has grown full of fat, and hangs over his genital areas like an apron usually worn in the kitchen.

the man was so fat when he goes to the bathroom, he must lift his mapron first.

by finman December 12, 2007

Margon

Pronounced Marg-en; This word, simular to Meh is another way to say "dont care" "bothered" and to solve awkward silences, also can be used as a question... Margon?

N says: So, erm...
(Awkward Silence)
J says: Margon?
N says: Yea!

by Jennay December 28, 2007

maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018

Marionette

A marionette sounds more like a female puppet, you would think a male puppet would be called a marion.

A few people tried turning him/her into a marionette.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

Riceburner Marlon

Any guy that drives a rice burner. Usually, but not limited to, 16-20 year olds. You can usually identify them by looking at them. They will look like tools. Sometimes they will have asian looking hair, and look like they got dressed in the dark. If visual identification fails, you can always tell after talking to them. They will have shit taste in music, and talk about how their ricer is so fast. Just ask them, and they will gladly tell you about all the Mustangs they beat (yeah, pausenot). Conversation is usually limited to very few topics with riceburner marlons. They seem incapable of talking about anything other than their cars, lame music, or either lies about all the women they get, or their fear of women. Usually the latter.

Andre and James are sitting at Taco Bell and see a guy drive by in a multicolored Integra with many rust spots. Of course they heard him before they saw him, due to his exhaust which sounds like an airplane/weedeater thing. The guy driving it has raggedy hair, a button up shirt (that he has worn every day that week), and is blairing some band called "Skillet" out of his blown speakers.

Andre: Man, look at that fucking riceburner.

James: Yeah, that guy has seen The Fast and The Furious too many times. And just look at the guy, he's such a Riceburner Marlon.

Ex2

Normal person: Hey man, I just got payed. We should go to Taco Bell!

Riceburner Marlon: I just got a 5-speed automatic manual 6 speed tranny

Normal person: Cool. So uh, what do you say about some food.

Riceburner Marlon: Oil change compression ratio 15 inch rim standard shift knowb.

Normal person: Ok...

by MrAWatts September 30, 2007