We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.
by A$AP__S April 23, 2014
Get the marry your fingersmug. When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!
"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."
by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017
Get the Dominican marriedmug. Dude, let's play chuck fuck marry.
So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?
Oh dude, that's just wrong!
So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?
Oh dude, that's just wrong!
by thatguy248 December 10, 2011
Get the Chuck Fuck Marrymug. Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he
works with young people.She kept showing
up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could
hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after
they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately
his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
works with young people.She kept showing
up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could
hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after
they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately
his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave
by Janet21 March 5, 2023
Get the The Married Man & 13day Sex Slavemug. by Poopyboy420 March 24, 2022
Get the Crows Marrymug. by Rihannatheetaper November 22, 2021
Get the married ratmug. Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooos
by OOF i just died May 3, 2021
Get the Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooosmug.