by kermitjuice November 3, 2021
Get the Platonically marriedmug. âą immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
âą someone who marries their favourite things
âą someone who dislikes running around the bush
âą someone who yells at people I dare you
âą someone who marries their favourite things
âą someone who dislikes running around the bush
âą someone who yells at people I dare you
1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU đđđ
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. âWHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.â said richard in curious tone.
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. âWHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.â said richard in curious tone.
by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024
Get the MARRY IT I DARE YOU đmug. by extraextraicetea February 23, 2017
Get the Marrimug. The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
Get the Eyes Married Statusmug. When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
by Just getting along May 22, 2022
Get the Marrying Milkmug. by Ghetto hyms November 21, 2024
Get the resting marry me facemug. Lol youâre just jealous Atiny I donât want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry
Lol youâre just jealous Atiny I donât want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry
Lol youâre just jealous Atiny I donât want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
Get the Lol youâre just jealous Atiny I donât want to be your friends because my in law is getting marrymug.