Typically an overweight human being of thr femal gender. Hair color from blonde to dirty blonde relative of the season. Has a large weakness to heartbreak, especially when never actually involved in a relationship. Also has a tendency to overreact, cry, snort, and share the most discreet information to those she should not. At the same time has a strange sense of humor only few people understand. Occasionally flys into battle with a hammer, similar to Thor Odinson. It is not wise to be friends with a Maria, they could physically and metaphorically crush you at any moment.
by SilasBlack December 17, 2018
Get the Mariamug. She may be dramatic and annoying but she is the most funniest person you will ever meet. She will always find a way to make you smile even after you cry. At first sight she is beauty. Everyone who starts talking to her will want to be her best friend. Don't ever befriend her because is you do she will ATTACK you mentally. She will make you wish you had never had met her. However.....BOYS watch out for this scary girl!!!! Don't test her and don't play with her feelings because she is a very sensitive girl who will not take your BS. She is not like the mother of Jesus
by The_Truth250 April 10, 2020
Get the Mariamug. 
Maria makes me hot
by FatBlackMaleWhoLeftHisCHild91 December 18, 2019
Get the Mariamug. Maria’s angry again!
by TheSpartanGman December 14, 2019
Get the Mariamug. A pussio. No one likes her because she is disloyal and fake. She tries to have lots of friends but wants to look so cool so when asked if she has friends she says "Friends are fake". She tries to act so much like a roadman but we all know it's just daddy issues.
by I_Am_Unknown December 14, 2019
Get the Mariamug. Maria might be gorgeous, but dint let her fool you. Under all the make-up she is a very rude person. She may find you weakness. And use it against you. And if you make her atleast a little mad, she will not hesitate to teach you a lesson. She may seem nice at first, but little do you know shes the rudest person you'll meet.
Maria is rude
by MaybethisisKitty;) November 7, 2019
Get the Mariamug.