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e-manage

when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.
After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.
by laura palmer March 20, 2014
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Picture Manager

The picture manager usually will tell their "employee" to take certain pictures in certain outfits and in certain poses. The "employee" will send them to the Picture Manager first then he'll approve of them. As payment, the "employee" will obey and receive rewards.
"I have some pictures, prompted by my picture manager ;)"
by Vacellious September 1, 2021
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event manager

Noun. ih.vent.ma.nuh.juh

Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.
Wow didn't the band cancel? Yes they did, but the event manager found a replacement
by Yolodopeshit October 9, 2023
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Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.
You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.
by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015
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pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
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Production Manager

Someone who doesn't have a life and is emotionally involved with the company. He has a secret crush with the plant manager and the company owner. He will do anything for them even if it means neglecting his own family. The production manager has a distorted sense of power. A production manager talks badly to other employees about other managers. The production manager likes to humiliate lower level employees to put them in their place.
All of the dirty, stinky employees out on the floor hate the production manager and wish he would quit.
by maggie0285 April 16, 2017
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Pussy Management

When a guy carries around a girl as if she were a bowling ball, with two fingers in the pussy and his thumb in her asshole.
Jack had to display his pussy management when Jill misbehaved.
by Chogdore September 3, 2013
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