Madison

a bitch that can't be in a relationship

Madison sucks

by koolmanhayesjr5 October 17, 2019

Madison

Word used for to replace swear words. makes conversation sound more polite.

Jeffy-"dude, i madisoned that girl all night long."
Billy-"what the madison are you telling me this for? your madison gross!"

by Jeffy the awesome October 23, 2008

Madison

A person who walks into a zumba class and makes strange comments. She has a freakishly large nose and rarely looks in the mirror because she is afraid of what she would see. She is daring and rude, she has severe attitude problems but enjoys eating and listening to disney tunes. She has an abnormal obssession with kaaki pants and her skirts look amish.

That Madison is freaking wierd.

Get away from that Madison.
Get Madison away from my pickle jar, she'd eat it in less than a minute!

"She jumps off cliffs?! "What a Madison..."

by PicklePieCake August 20, 2012

Madison

An autistic dumbass who will suck your dick for 50 cent. Some of the time can be found making out with a dildo. But most of the time is causing drama with her so called "freinds". But she doesn't have any.She pays people to be her friends. If you find a Madison. RUN

Wow don't be acting like Madison

by PIEKILLER2 November 27, 2017

Madison

She is a dumb fucking HOE. She says she is single so she can do what ever she wants. Girl you fuck 7 boys a day. She is a girl who tries to hard to be popular and is so annoying. She hoes around all day and she cant ever stick to one person. She cheats on all her hunnys and fr just is the definition of hoe.

Damn, she fucks 8 boys a night and cheats all the time, She is a MADISON!!!

by Ryan Herdershop November 13, 2018

Madison

Has a fucked up face, but has an ok body. Likes to put quarters in her Anal Cavity, along with other house hold silver ware such as Forks, knives, spoons, corn holders, rollers, Shower head, Toy Cares, Hair, and a very large Unicorn Horn.

Like to be seen with several Abnormally Small Dicks in her mouth, with braces making them bleed. She has an abnormally small Vaginal Area, and is most of the time refered to as a Slut, or Whore. Can not help but always stick little corn on the cobs in her ass for pleaser in a lunch environmental area.

Some facial features are:

Abnormaly Huge Over bight

Fish like face, with a few freckles

Abnormally shaped head

and a very hairy Vaginal Area

Also her vaginal area is very small so it may hurt when sticking objects in her area.

Person 1: Wow look at ur she is ugly as fuck, is that like a human fish? omg..

Person 2: Yes i know that is such a madison..

by Drew Biglesworth January 16, 2009

Madison

A big slut that will use you as much as she can and betray you, backstabber, liar, cheater, pathetic, idiotic, Snobby-little-Brat-that-thinks-she's-all-that-in-a-bag-of-chips, ignorant, arrogant, and did I mention a slut! Usually brown hair kinda short loses all her friends because she uses them to much and they got tired of it so now she walks around yelling at you thinking she so much better than you and all that but one of these days you knock her on her but and she won't know what hit her, this girl usually will use you and if you tell her you like someone she will go after him your the bait she's the hook you attract them she catches them, will hurt a lot of people and we all hope she gets ran over by a semi and doesn't die then gets each finger and toe nail pulled off one by one and then gets scalped by a bunch of crazed Indians and gets her eyes stabbed out... I really hate her..

Girl 1: ugh look at that girl over there she is being, being, oh what's that word
Girl 2: A MADISON!?
Girl 1: yeah a Madison.. Gah what a slut!

by A girl who hates Madison November 16, 2013