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Machomped

When u get destroyed off loans (especially loan mbappe) during fut champions
I just got machomped “
by Markages October 12, 2021
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Macho Simp

A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
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maceo

another slang term for the word nigga
guy1 - look at that maceo!

guy2 - hes such a bum
by cd_retro November 23, 2021
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Maceo

A young malicious man who ironically searches for cougars to prey on
Woah that kid is being such a Maceo!
by 3dolas January 31, 2022
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Machostic

Farting really loudly and having it stink up the room
Wow your farts quite machostic
by Machostic March 7, 2022
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machostic

A huge smelly fart, it stink ups the room and it also means dumb
Wow your fart is machostic
by Machostic March 7, 2022
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machocism

the frequently-declared claim of need or necessity for men to deny themselves pleasure, entertainment, happiness, ease of labor or effort, or otherwise disadvantage themselves because of or out of fear that such positive desires would be seen as insufficiently masculine or inherently feminine.
Chad knew he should get his split ends taken care of, but he was too full of machocism to make see a stylist.
by carpenteer December 10, 2022
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