mix and mum

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Katie: Teacher, you forgot to check our homework that nobody in the class did
John: MIX AND MUM!!!

by Mix and Mum May 11, 2017

Your Mum

Your mum is an unfunny joke that no one uses anymore, please find a funnier joke if you use this...

Friend Hey tell me a joke
You Your Mum
Friend 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

by Get a life love February 27, 2022

Morgz Mum

Morgz Mum is known for spitting on kids and been the biggest sket alive she also has a war with top notch YouTube willne who she calls willMe (shows her poor use of the english language) she has a son called morgz who just copies MrBeast

Morgz Mum Is A Sket

by RealYorkieBarz June 29, 2020

ur mum

ur mum

ur mum

by ur granny tranny 690 April 12, 2019

Will Thomas's Mum

Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.

Wow, you have a Will Thomas's Mum

by Captain Sometingwong June 2, 2019

your mum

usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.

well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds

"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"

by stanky cooch April 16, 2019

fretty’s mum

The phrase ‘fretty’s mum’ derives from the Latin word ‘fretilo mater’ - it’s commonly used during a game of knock-a-door run. It is used in a sentence in two ways, one, for example would look like this “who’s house we knocking on, what about ... fretty’s mum”. Another, looking like “that is frettys mum vibes that” when experiencing a bad dinner.

Me and the boys went to a nightclub the other night and it turned out to be a fretty’s mum vibe.

by Booland March 14, 2019