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mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
by thugaim September 18, 2013
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Morgz Mum

Morgz Mum is known for spitting on kids and been the biggest sket alive she also has a war with top notch YouTube willne who she calls willMe (shows her poor use of the english language) she has a son called morgz who just copies MrBeast
by RealYorkieBarz June 29, 2020
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Will Thomas's Mum

Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.
Wow, you have a Will Thomas's Mum
by Captain Sometingwong June 2, 2019
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ur mum

ur mum
ur mum
by ur granny tranny 690 April 12, 2019
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Morgz Mum

Thick, in a war against a 23 year old square head
We need WillNE to beat Morgz Mum
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fretty’s mum

The phrase ‘fretty’s mum’ derives from the Latin word ‘fretilo mater’ - it’s commonly used during a game of knock-a-door run. It is used in a sentence in two ways, one, for example would look like this “who’s house we knocking on, what about ... fretty’s mum”. Another, looking like “that is frettys mum vibes that” when experiencing a bad dinner.
Me and the boys went to a nightclub the other night and it turned out to be a fretty’s mum vibe.
by Booland March 14, 2019
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your mum

usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.

well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"
by stanky cooch April 16, 2019
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