A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*
P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"
Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."
Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."
by Rifaat August 1, 2012
Get the Mr. Hammermug. A Type of teacher who will kill you in the halls for running, and buys 50 orders of hot dogs on Amazon and God knows what he does with them
Person1: Dude johnny boi (the hall monitor) is a mr schamp I saw him buying 50 hot dogs
Person2: Um Michael I think those were not hot dogs
person1: OH GOD...
Person2: Um Michael I think those were not hot dogs
person1: OH GOD...
by xX_Legend27_Xx February 1, 2017
Get the mr schampmug. by juliopablofelipetaco December 5, 2014
Get the mr. arpsmug. Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.
by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015
Get the Mr. Eatonmug. by I hate mrs george December 10, 2016
Get the mrs georgemug. Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.
My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”
by SussySexyMan June 29, 2021
Get the Mr. Cleanmug. The lord of all band directors. He never makes memes for you even if you remind him for like a whole year. He is the god of the secondary section and the Concert band classes. Also known as Lord Cherwink, Sensei Cherwink, Senor Cherwink, and Sir Cherwink
Band: Sir! Cherwink! Sir! (Cue excruciatingly horrible voice crack) Cheeeeeeeeeeerwiiiiiiiiiink!
Grow Secondaries (In hushed whispers): We love you Mr. Cherwink!
Grow Secondaries (In hushed whispers): We love you Mr. Cherwink!
by Yeetblaster October 1, 2017
Get the Mr. Cherwinkmug.