Mr. Hammer

A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*

P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"

Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."

by Rifaat August 1, 2012

Mr. Eaton

Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.

Did you see Mr. Eaton last night

by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015

Mr. Sche

A legendary rapper from Memphis, TN. His group is called Immortal Lowlife. He has got hot beats, awesome lyrics not as most of these rappers like plies and soulja boy...

Listen his collabo album w/ T-Rock...

Mr. Sche's new albums: Underground Forever and Vendetta II Coming 2009

i tried to live that good life but the good life didnt want me...
the government make plenty laws to keep me down and provoke me..
and turn my people against me,, they push crack and guns in...
and heavens fightin over territory that aint ours and never bin.. we sittin out in confusion..

by SHaaM January 20, 2009

Mr. Chidester

His name may be long and strange but it sure is fun to pronounce.
He never forgets to bite his thumb at those who deserve it

such as Mrs. Liz or Mr. Faldie.

「ああ、あなたはMr. Chidesterうめき声を見ましたか？」
「チデスター氏は再びハエたたきを使用しています...」
「チデスター氏は彼の口に鉛筆を持っています!!!

by caligraphy April 10, 2019

Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.

My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”

by SussySexyMan June 29, 2021

Mr. Cherwink

The lord of all band directors. He never makes memes for you even if you remind him for like a whole year. He is the god of the secondary section and the Concert band classes. Also known as Lord Cherwink, Sensei Cherwink, Senor Cherwink, and Sir Cherwink

Band: Sir! Cherwink! Sir! (Cue excruciatingly horrible voice crack) Cheeeeeeeeeeerwiiiiiiiiiink!
Grow Secondaries (In hushed whispers): We love you Mr. Cherwink!

by Yeetblaster October 1, 2017

Mrs peace

Spangled haired woman who doesn’t give a fuck about her students and is such a dipshit who likes her hint NOBODY rude neesss over 1000000

She is such a mrs peace

by Cooldaddy01 June 21, 2021