Greenfield Missouri

Creepy backwoods dead town in the country side full of old people and meth addicts and sex offenders that have no lives and do nothing but small town gossip nothing but lies because they’re extremely trashy bored and have no lives

“I just got back from greenfield Missouri”

“Ew you probably caught something”

by Fafo123 January 2, 2024

Conway, Missouri

A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.

The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.

The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.

Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.

"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"

by Damanjan June 21, 2017

Drip Missouri

Angry birds epic Modder that made ABE: All stars.

drip missouri made an angry birds epic mod.

by anonymous August 14, 2024

Buffalo Missouri

A place where you can inherit your living relatives earnings.

I need to buy a 2016 Ford F-250 XLT 6.7L V8 Diesel Regular Cab, my dad in Buffalo Missouri will buy it for me.

by I know, truth hurts June 23, 2017

nuking missouri

bear finally comes to missouri to take charlie on a waffle house date

yo bro i'm nuking missouri

by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021

Missouri Mudslide

When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.

I gave Lisa next door the best Missouri mudslide you ever seen.

by Nsmallz011 October 6, 2023

Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 22, 2017