when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween
i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020
Get the missouri candy cornmug. When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.
When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.
by akaRakxm October 2, 2023
Get the Missouri Mop Bucketmug. by BigPickle7 December 9, 2021
Get the Missouri Louiemug. by aria.marz November 15, 2016
Get the missouri rock crockermug. When you get here most women you would say are a 6-7, but after a few weeks, you are suddenly unbelievably horny after locking eyes with any woman at a Casey’s
I believe the Missouri effect has kicked in man, that crackwhore was bad as hell, I can definitely fix her
by Urbanmo August 14, 2023
Get the Missouri Effectmug. it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
by oh s d kill January 22, 2020
Get the missouri jack hammermug. Person 1: Are u from Silex, Missouri?
Person 2: Yeah, how did you know?
Person 1: You have the same last name as me.
Person 2: Yeah, how did you know?
Person 1: You have the same last name as me.
by qegsjidjrnrj April 13, 2019
Get the Silex, Missourimug.