The act of playin elden ring too much that you forget to shower. Originated in Houston, Texas 2021 shortly following the release of Elden Ring.
by BootySmegma May 20, 2022
Get the Noah Miranda Disordermug. A sex act that involves perking off a guy using your feet and elbows, so you don't get your hands dirty because you have to make coffee. Then at the end you'll throw an iced caramel macchiato in their face
by Den18 April 18, 2025
Get the The Miranda specialmug. Miranda is a nice person, most likely lesbian (if they identify as a girl in the first place) and has lots of good friends. Miranda might also have some traumatic moments in her life causing things like PTSD. Miranda is a good friend to anybody who is nice to her
by NotWhoYouKnow August 26, 2022
Get the Mirandamug. A girl who is all around smart, funny, beautiful, amazing, and well just perfect. She makes you smile and laugh all the time. She's the one thing keeping you happy and sane. One of the most affable people I know. She warms my heart and is my everything. She means the world to me and always will
by willpost August 27, 2011
Get the Miranda Noellemug. Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2
Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies
Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is
Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater
go-karts
Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money
Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies
Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is
Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater
go-karts
Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money
Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021
Get the Mirandamug. a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
Miranda Rights should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma February 8, 2015
Get the Miranda Rightsmug. 