A lying hoe who will cheat on you on chrsitmas day and break up with you for some pinocio looking motherfucker
by TheRealCH March 02, 2022
Miranda is a very outgoing girl who loves to go out and party with her friends,she may portray a strong image to everyone, wich she is, but she's also soft on the inside and cares what you think about her,she might seem a little rude at first but dont be fooled, when you get to know her you'll find out how nice, supportive and amazing she actually is. Whenever you you're feeling bad, she'll be there for you no matter what.Let's also not forget how every guy wants her and who can blame them? She's smoking hot and really good with the guys.
by daniduran123 November 22, 2021
by sebita y bale 🤪 October 03, 2022
(Plural noun; mirandas)
(Present verb; mirandaing) (Past verb; mirandad)
1. (noun) One who avoids confrontation, on the presumption they will lose.
2. (verb) To avoid confrontation, on the presumption of losing.
(Present verb; mirandaing) (Past verb; mirandad)
1. (noun) One who avoids confrontation, on the presumption they will lose.
2. (verb) To avoid confrontation, on the presumption of losing.
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
Is very short and and very the big gay but is amazing in every way. She's cute, funny, smart but also can be brain dead sometimes. They're the most beautiful person on planet earth and will make you feel absolute amazing. They're very precious and talented in their own way and should be treated in the best of bestest ways possible otherwise may your soul have mersey from what this devil shall give you. They're very kind and supportive and caring and have a glorious soul and deserve every piece of love the world has to give. Don't break her heart cause you'll never find a woman more epic and wife material than her <3
by WolvesCB September 21, 2021
Don't be a Miranda EVERYTHING
by HandyMandyHoBag April 12, 2023
Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.
Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 09, 2023