Mario 

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!

Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."

Mario by Sando Trouton February 4, 2024

Mario 

(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)

Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.

whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?

I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.

Mario by stovO33 April 2, 2024

Mario 

Mario, a young boy burdened with responsibilities beyond his years, finds himself caught in a challenging cycle. Tasked with helping his struggling family make ends meet working a job to pay his parents' bills. His life takes a darker turn when he becomes addicted to gambling, hoping to win big and ease his family's financial strain. Instead, the addiction drains his earnings and enslaves him further to his work. Mario's story highlights the tragic impact of adult pressures on a child. A guy who is force to pay his parents bills. Mario is the kind of person to gamble hie life savings away

Mario is a little boy

Mario by zxzx Mitzu May 4, 2024

mario 

a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone

"OMG Mario is such a loser, you don't want to be a Mario."

mario by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024

Mario 

That plumber guy

Mario i am italian plumper ya

Mario by Ilovenintendoscock March 3, 2025

Mario 

This Mario........ Is infact FUCKING EVIL

"Hello! Its-a me! Mario! IM FUCKING EVIL." - Evil ass Mario.

Mario by Jadieee March 25, 2025

Mario 

funny Italian man who saves the princess and has funny mustache

“HE’S A PLUMBER NAMED MARIO, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING??”
“i save-a the princess!”

Mario by peripheral glag May 15, 2025