martinelli's toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

"Hey look, you have a martinelli's toe!"

by nanobot95 September 8, 2010

Martinez, Georgia

A boring ass town near Disgusta, Georgia. Filled with prostitutes, skanks, whores, MILFs, and fat people using scooters at Wal-Mart. Its crime rate is as high as fuck. Only arrogant ass bitches live there. Nobody else.

There was a MILF teacher over in Martinez, Georgia who got arrested for having sex with a minor.

by Amazonia Linux June 25, 2023

fernando martinez

Fernando Martinez the guy with the huge dick and he is god he’s known as a god. His brothers are dicks to him . People with the name fernando Martinez have asses that are huge. Fernando Martinez gets girls and steals them. Fernando Martinez usually date a Yoselin in there life . He’s known too protecting girls and fight a lot. Fernando Martinez can never get knocked out because they such an incredible anger they destroy things when he has anger he also doesn’t care about people when he’s mad .

Had you heard of Fernando Martinez he got mad and threw it in school z

by Jacob dash November 1, 2017

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez a goddess between us mortals she’s a multi-talent queen who we all Stan and if u don’t u ugly

Amy have u herd about the new Melanie Martinez album

Yes I’m so excited she’s it’s gonna be fangtastic
monster high reference

by anonymous April 16, 2022

Melanie Martinez

The best music artist ever 😊 u can't change my mind and she did not rape anyone🤬🤬she is the best 🤭🤭🤭her songs are like drugs , addictive in a good way😍😍😍💗💗love u melanie if u see this my name is Elia(Real name) or Lia i'm young but i love u my friends love u too 💗💗😍😍😍anyways she is the best💗💗💗😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭no one is changing my mind😊😊😊💕💕💕💕💕

MELANIE MARTINEZ IS THE BEST

by Melanie martinez😍/im young🤭 August 21, 2023

eric martinez

Eric Martinez is a mentally retarded flying cat.

Damn Eric Martinez looks stupid!

by Person thong November 9, 2015

Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)

Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."

by j_breeze September 9, 2008