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How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.
Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?
by CasterMonk June 25, 2021
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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
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Mani

Pronounced mar-nie

Mani is the most sweetest, smartest, funniest girl you will ever meet. Lots of boys like her because of her confident and amazing natural self. Mani loves creative activities such as singing, art etc. she loves music with all her heart and it is a big pearl in her life. she is so smart and gets very high marks in everything. Mani is also a hopless romantic- who longs for problem thoughtful love in her life. The way to Mani’s heart is being funny, complimenting her and being yourself! She is also stunning which means lots of people are attracted to her. Her lively personality means that many people with to be friends with her- and she will happy be friends with them! She is very very sociable and will talk to anyone in any situation, always trying to make friends! Mani is overall an amazing person- you should be very grateful with you have her in your life
I wish I was friends with mani, she seems so nice.
Mani is absolutely beautiful, funny, and smart.
Mani is such a good singer!
by cat_x_cat22 January 14, 2025
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Manis

An adjective used to describe something exceptional, or super good.
Wow, that pie was so manis
by Actual legend May 19, 2024
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Mani

Mani is the baddest bitch ever, she’s very pretty and hot, everyone has a crush on her and wants to be with her
I love mani💘
by idkkkbuther March 30, 2023
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You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).
Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.
by keith from frimley November 13, 2022
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Mani And Byron

Mani and Byron are 2 very special friends they give special aura when they walk they frighten people let’s say they are a couple of Alphas or Sigmas these 2 can be very funny to hang around with they have a rivalry to see who’s the king
Omg Is that THEEE Sigmas Mani and Byron
by Userstand1123 April 5, 2024
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