yellow m&m

Someone who is slow, plump, and unattractive. A nicer way of saying "retarded." The yellow m&m character is the dumbest of all the m&m characters.

"Catie, you are way too classy to be making out with that yellow m&m!"

by seafoamsam September 25, 2011

m&m's

the really annoyin boys on the sleepover club are known as the m&ms for no given reason (or maybe i dint watch it enough). catch it at 4.25 on wednesdays and thrusdays on CITV.

Kenny:omg the m&ms are soooooo gonna regret ruining our sleepover when they realise we've got the free tickets to the theme park.
Rosie: they so are!!!! man do i hate the m&ms.

by jeff1 August 24, 2005

Peanut M&M

A sex act where the man dips his testicles in liquefied chocolate and the woman sucks the chocolate off while giving him a handjob.

Zoe was going to give Zane a Peanut M&M but the chocolate fountain was broken.

Man that girl Zoe gives a mean Peanut M&M.

by xqbed November 03, 2013

:m

An msn messenger shortcut for the wiggly eyebrowed emoticon which has come into popular use in other online/text chat situations even when not attached to the actual image. Used either when 1. bragging about something that you know will piss the viewer off immensely or 2. used with sarcastic cyber sex connotations.
3. Can be used on it's own for comic effect.

1. hey man, i got £50 from my dad last night, just for washing his car :m

2. hey sexy :m

3. :m :m :m

by dungeonmaster01111987 February 09, 2008

Red M&M

A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man

Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.

by ThickKhalessi July 30, 2017

M?

Used to describe in a text, I am thinking.
Synonymous with "MMMM?"

M? This is the real meaning: to express questioning to an unusual inquiry
a) hey let me know when u get off

B) mmmm.... why would I do that.

mmmm wierd inquiries Bonita

by CM? September 21, 2013

m&m

Miserable Motherfucker

He is such a miserable motherfucker

by Miss Silky April 02, 2003