life

1. beer

2. lager (same thing)

3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel

4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic)

5. a comfy chair (to sit on)

6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up

7. kitchen towl that mops up anything

8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are

9. a wildlife documentary on mooses

10. all these things put together

by marlon the dancing moose May 13, 2003

Life

The worst thing that will ever happen to you.

You got a bad case of life you should shoot yourself.

by stephin April 7, 2005

life

stupid pointless and boring

Life sux, get over it

by Kurt July 19, 2003

life

If you want to find out, watch Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life".
All shall be revealed...

Also, see fun

"I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear Papa"

Sung by a lumberjack in said feature film.

by Monty Python July 13, 2004

life

life throws you obstacles and no matter how you deal with these obstacles you will always regret the outcome of your decision

regret life is regret

by mckenzie mick brodie July 12, 2004

life

life is a total bitch and then u die

life is fucked up in every single way possible

by Jessica May 2, 2005

life

This word is impossible to define, since we will never be able to define the things that lay ahead of us.

It's what you make it baby

by Mehgan March 24, 2005