Latte-mammor

swedish term for rich young moms that hang out in cafés with their expensive branded prams and dress up their babies as small fitting accessories. Everyone else is expected to think that their kids are wonders, and they do not hesitate to breastfeed and change nappies without even leaving the café table.
Oh look, these latte-mammor are entering the cafe. We better leave, it seems like all of their babies are crying.
by faked l.udsry, June 03, 2022
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Latte-mammor

Swedish term for rich young moms that hang out in cafés with their expensive branded prams and dress up their babies as small fitting accessories. Everyone else is expected to think that their kids are wonders, and they do not hesitate to breastfeed and change nappies without even leaving the café table.
Yesterday I had to wait for 20 minutes in the Starbucks line while Latte-mammor were getting their lattes. I am done with these crying babies.
by faked l.udsry, June 03, 2022
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Latter Day Latte

Often used as a replacement for coffee by Utahns - a Latter Day Latte is a dark colored fountain soda with added ingredients such as heavy creams or milk, giving it the appearance of a traditional latte.
Could I get a Latter Day Latte with extra cream? Does anyone know where I can get a Latter Day Latte around here?
by Talldaddyslim February 28, 2025
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Latte Salute

A half-assed version of a trivial daily ritual because fuck it there's more important stuff going on.
I gave Fred a latte salute on the way past his cubicle because I was late for a meeting
by truehoax September 29, 2014
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Mousse-a-Latte

Word yelled at the top of the lungs by young boys and men alike when deciding one and for all that something is bombdiggity on the taste scale... or just when a large chant is needed to get the kids in uniform agreeance on something.
And for that I say......Mousse-a-Latte
by 4roggychef February 24, 2011
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Strawberry Latte

When you're eating a girl out while she's on her period and then she has diarrhea all over your face.
Mmm, I ordered a creme soda but that barista gave me a strawberry latte instead.
by dubsfilth February 23, 2024
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the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL
by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 23, 2018
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