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Lard Rush

When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.
Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021
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lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances
person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me
by harry owen September 19, 2009
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Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
by stale cheerio May 30, 2018
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LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021
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lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.
Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!
by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009
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Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
by notjanet February 7, 2010
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Lard

Don’t poke the lard
Ur being a lard
by Lard April 7, 2025
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