Norman Logic

When someone tries to seem smarter than you but ends up making everything seem more confusing than it already is and just makes a conversation an unbearable loop of agony. Norman logic can also be used to win an argument when they the person knows they are wrong.

Parker: Luffy is the leader of the straw hats pirates

Norman: No it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Dude are you serious I live and breath One-piece
Norman Logic is used

Norman: Nope it's Zoro fuck off

Parker: Ooof

by sus453 April 16, 2018

Nick logic

The logic that isn't logic at all used by Nick. It makes no sense whatsoever and no one but Nick understands because it is completely illogical. Either a straight line is somehow drawn from one thing to a conclusion which has no relevance to the thing, there is no possible way anyone could ever connect the two yet with Nick logic they do even though it has no connection. Or, an action is done that makes no sense in any way yet in the mind of Nick, it makes perfect sense when no one else can figure out how it could make any sense in the slightest. It is completely illogical in every way and it is baffling how Nick could ever think it is logical. It makes no sense.

Person 1: How... What... How did he...?
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.

by I_speak the_truth September 25, 2019

Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015

cartoon logic

where real life logic does not apply, like being able to survive fatal impacts

I was smashed in the head with an anvil but got up barely phased. Cartoon logic is a wonderful thing.

by The TallyMid Exterminator September 19, 2020

Puff of logic

The puff that occurs when something's existence is disproved, usually in cartoons.

See any quote from A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy about the Babel fish, and, by extension, see Babel Fish.

Puff of logic because I can't submit this without it.

by tacosftw December 30, 2012

GTA logic

Physics, situations, and other anomilies only able to exist in Grand Theft Auto

Bill: Can a car really survive such a fall?
Bob: No way, that's GTA logic for you

by Zky February 8, 2014

Logic

Some bi-racial rapper who brings up his race in every interview

"jeez he's a logic"

by kysammm_OF May 12, 2018