Sod me, I really don't think I should have had that tenth pint of beer and the bottle of vino collapso, I've got the puppet legs on and cant walk to get to the car.
by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching August 10, 2010
Get the Puppet legsmug. by Blacky chan237 October 14, 2017
Get the x leggedmug. by toadstool12 July 21, 2017
Get the leg peggingmug. A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.
Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.
by Pickapon August 18, 2014
Get the Leg bonermug. Strawberry legs occur when enlarged pores or hair follicles trap dead skin, oil, and bacteria. A person often experiences strawberry legs following shaving. Other skin conditions that can cause strawberry legs include clogged pores, folliculitis, dry skin, and keratosis pilaris.
Person1: my skin is always bumpy after I shave especially on my arms and legs I think I have eczema.
Person2: Wow I think I’ve heard of something like that called strawberry legs and a lot of people get it or can be born with it.
Person1: do you know if it might go away
Person2: it usually fades away with exfoliation, using a sharp razor, or waxing.
Person1: thanks for the information.
Person2: Wow I think I’ve heard of something like that called strawberry legs and a lot of people get it or can be born with it.
Person1: do you know if it might go away
Person2: it usually fades away with exfoliation, using a sharp razor, or waxing.
Person1: thanks for the information.
by Student1233 December 11, 2019
Get the strawberry legsmug. A condition usually inflicted after one's leg has gone numb from a long sit down with the porcelain throne. This renders the person into a state of awkward stumbling, similar to that of a baby horse.
by Spider Viater December 15, 2011
Get the Pony legsmug. n. A pair of legs which bear a sausage shape. They are noted for a lack of distinct hip, knee, and ankle joints and an overabundance of fatty tissue surrounding the leg bones. Individuals with sausage legs frequently claim to be big-boned, although this is usually not the case.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.
She looked all right from the waist up, but her sausage legs were a big turnoff.
Did you see that sausage leg?
Did you see that sausage leg?
by jpsi June 11, 2006
Get the sausage legsmug.