Lava

Lava a is volcano cum. The volcano cumshots the lava.

me: lava is volcano cum
Friend: what the fuck

by Mo0ny_ April 8, 2022

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

Steve's lava chicken

la-la-la lava, chi-chi-chi chicken. STEEEEEEEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN, yeah its tasty as hell. OOOOOOhhhh mamacita now your rigging the bell. Crispy and juicy now your havin' a snack. OOOOOh super spicy is a LAVA ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!

steve's lava chicken is tasty as hell

by Jamos2727 April 22, 2025

clear ice lava

a beautiful creation by the gods. you can see alot of people in nj and ny mostly boys wit nike ski’s polo tees and essentials shorts. it is a nicotine device that tastes amazing!! you should try

i needa go buy a new nic(the clear ice lava ) you should come get one with me.

by otx.nanaa.on ig July 25, 2025

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Sexydimma February 12, 2014