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Kylie Paradox

the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)
person one: look at these coins i earned!

person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.
by rraptor222 September 16, 2022
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kylie w

Kylie w ALWAYS has your back. When you need her she's one text away. NEVER let a kylie go she can read you like a book and make you laugh till you cry. She has one or two best friends and does not prefer large groups of friends. When Kylie is happy it feels like the BEST day of your life and when she is unhappy You want to do anything you can to change that. A kylie has a beautiful bright smile that lights up the room and make others smile just a lot. Kylie rarely has a bad side and is never rude and is the strongest person you will EVER MEET kylie is a 100% true Best friend!!!!!
Person 1 OMG WHO IS THAT GIRL!?!?!?
Me: oh that's just kylie w my bestieeeeee
Person 1: ugh you're soooo lucky!!!!
by anonymous February 6, 2021
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Kylie the thundercunt

She is an amazing person a great friend And I can trust her..but she plays fortnite on mobile.......AND SHES A SIMP
Ugh that dishwasher is such a Kylie the thundercunt
by Clairhotgirl69 April 30, 2020
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kylie price

the most amazeing person ever and the best friend you will ever have
by rdtfgyutfghj May 17, 2018
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Friend of Kylie

Australian variant of Friend of Dorothy. Referring to Kylie Minogue, being the antipodean gay icon.
"Sorry mate, not into the ladies. I'm a Friend of Kylie's"
by SJ1974 April 21, 2023
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kylie selby

Kylie Selby is a kind girl who loves dancing and being with friends. She is beautiful so good luck trying not to be attracted. Also she can be shy but sometimes out going. She's an amazing girl, full of surprises and cute complements that will make you blush. Any guy would be lucky to have her.
by That kid in fernley December 5, 2017
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Kylie Skin

Debut Skincare Line by American mogul Kylie Kristen Jenner
Kylie Skin got rid of all my acne!
by YesBitchImmaChica June 29, 2019
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