kris

kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..

-have you heard of kris?

-surely not but he seems like a bozo!

by shortyispoo June 22, 2021

Kris

A cute and kind guy the likes to meet new people.he is good at everything thing and I mean everything and he have a huge glizzi.say if you meet a Kris grab his glizzi.

Kris is a cute and kind guy

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Why Kris is cool

Kris is the coolest person I’ve ever met I’m so happy we are friends because she’s cool Kris likes to say I’m cool but we ALL know that’s bullsh*t okay okay Kris is cool,Beautiful,Talented,Alpha male,Epic,Funny, A Scorpio,amazing

I recommend finding a cool kris but Kris are very rare so good luck lol
You can call your bestie kris
Krisp,Krip,kri,klip,Krisp puff, puffer,(inside joke)and any other word that starts with a K so yea

Hi kris hope you see this lol

Ari : you’re so cool
Kris: no u
Ari: no u lol

Why kris is cool 😍

by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 27, 2021

KRIS

Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.

Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.

Look kids, that is a Kris in her natural habitat(a bathroom stall)

by versetheebottom November 23, 2021

Kris Mazurimm

A owner of Kris Tv in the U.S.A called Kris TV. He has owned for 5 years and has a gross income of 500,000 a year. He made is the producer of, Having a Good Time.(a Kris Tv exclusive) and has a samll roll in it time to time. He is a B class celberty. But he is notorulsy bad looking.

Kris mazurimm has a small acting roll in that movie.

by Tv man1234242345143466 January 9, 2010

Kris

A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.

Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.

Mark: Let us bully him more.

by DocXeno February 13, 2022

kris

kris is so fucking hto for real, I love kris their dick drags for miles. my little bubba wubba pookie dookie snookie kristoefur coloumbus. id let them colonize me again for real

Holy shit who was that?
That was a Kris, you're so lucky to have seen one :3

by celesticles September 1, 2023