The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.

Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.

by Littlelieutenantturtle March 19, 2020

The Koala

When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
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Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
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by Handsome Solo June 27, 2013

The Koala

When a girl gets high and then aggressively sits on your face tus resembling a koala falling from a tree and attacking your face

Yo last night me and my girl tryed something new called "The Koala"

by February 19, 2021

fat koala

Fat person who said 'autistu' everytime.

HEY FAT KOALA! STOP PISSING ME OFF!

by papatoldmeimfamous February 26, 2018

Choco Koala

The act of sucking toes and eating ass at the same time.

Person 1: this Bitch changed my life g. She sucked my toes and ate my ass at the same time.

Person 2: you got a choco koala ? Damn son your the man.

by Korin May 29, 2018

Koala Backpack

An act of a naked smaller male, hitching a ride on a naked larger woman like a backpack. The image looks similar to that of a koala cub on the back of its mother.

Dan was a Koala Backpack to the kitchen to get some snacks post coitus.

by Kile Hanzens January 12, 2023

Koala Appreciation

The day to appreciate the marsupials native to Australia.
Take pictures of Koalas
Visit Australia to see Koalas in the wild.

Josh: Hey khaleesi do you know what day it is today?
Khaleesi: No..
Josh: Its koala Appreciation day~ I even made a T-shirt

by Beansenpai~ April 20, 2021