tree of knowledge

A boy who is, metaphorically, full of knowledge and wisdom like a tree.

'You're not a tree of knowledge'
'Yes I am. You're just jealous because your a mushroom of stupidity'
'Stop extending on Daniel's ladder of knowledge'
'I think you'd better watch out little mushroom, the lawnmower is coming.'

by SpamHater November 15, 2013

Erik Knowles

A stand-up comedian from Southern California. One of the funniest and most ground-breaking young comics of the new century. It's completely ridiculous how funny this man is. You can see him every Friday night in Ocean Beach, California at Winston's. Or you can view his profile at myspcace forward-slash (/) and then his first and last name. (erikknowles)

Who's the funniest man in the world? Erik Knowles, obviously you fuckin' dickbone.

by Crazed fan June 20, 2006

Knowledjizzle

When you spray your knowlegde onto the brains of others.

You've just been Knowledjizzled!

by I_Am_Dingy July 2, 2011

Knowledge

Power.

Knowledge is power.

by Fergulus Fergdum July 14, 2017

Knowledgify

To spread knowledge to others

I will knowledgify the students of this class!

by Rileydaboi December 16, 2019

wiki knowledge

When somebody announces information or posts it on the internet that they clearly aquired through a wikipedia page, but they say it in a manner where you are supposed to believe that they just know it and are intelligent. However, when called upon it they rationalize how they obtained the information. Usually used by an educated individual who thinks they can pull it off.

Super Awesome Guy: Blah Blah Blah Someone has OCD about OCD. lolz

Random Troll Appears: Well OCD requires blah blah blah and blah blah blah. Sorry I took a class on it.

Observer: ^^Sweet wiki knowledge, bro.

by namffuhnad May 31, 2011

cock-knowledgement

When you have low self esteem, even for a moment and require an attractive man's attention for an ego boost.

I didn't even like him. I just wanted some cock-knowledgement.

by BeautySalesQueen April 5, 2016