by JULESMAR September 30, 2008
Get the boob-kissmug. Kiss Virgin is a phrase made up to mean you have never been kissed. Like virgin means you've never had sex.
by crystal e December 21, 2008
Get the kiss virginmug. by Lord_Nikki_G January 18, 2016
Get the vape kissmug. more family friendly version of 'kys yourself', itself the abbreviation for 'kill yourself' + 'yourself' for comedic effect.
by x^7 May 10, 2023
Get the kiss yourselfmug. by bffwav October 11, 2010
Get the punch-kissmug. by mutatie777 December 26, 2021
Get the Smile kissmug. A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.
Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018
Get the Underwear Kissesmug.