A Jeffrey Kirby is someone you can always depend on he knows exactly what you’re thinking just by looking into your eyes his smile can stop You dead in your tracks he’s a type of guy that will always take up for you and never leave you alone watch out if you make him mad he’s not a force to be reckon with everything he does he does well if you’re fortunate enough to find him you better hold onto him before somebody else snatches him up his eyes are like the ocean deep wild and free with a soft but mysteriously Gaze in them and they will trap you forever if you ever meet him as a friend you always have him as a friend he so giving and kind he will always make you smile Jeffrey will be with you through thick and thin but he’s a wild spirit hard to tame it will take a while for Jeffrey to calm down once he finds the one he’s looking for who he will be hooked forever he’s the most manliest man you’ll ever meet strong handsome tall mysterious good at everything he touches and if you’re so fortunate to be the one catches his eye he’ll never stop pleasing you and making you feel like you’re the number one in his life the only bad side to finding a Jeffrey Kirby is that is hard to tame like a wild stallion but remember it can’t be tamed with With just anyone it takes a very special person very special soul because a Jeffrey Kirby is a special soulThere’s only one in the world like him you’ll never be able to find him because I have already found him and I’m not stupid to let him go
by Mid summer dreams October 7, 2018
Get the jeffrey kirbymug. 
Get the Kirby Gorzellmug. Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021
Get the Golden Kirbymug. An extreme sad boi. A kirby doesn’t know how to interact with humans so instead he sends stupid memes to hide this fact. His pockets are always empty but some how always has weed. Maybe if he spent as much time on his finsta as he did at college he wouldn’t have dropped out.
Who is that guy at the end of the table not talking to anyone and laughing to himself, I bet he is a kirby
by Pizza hutt June 23, 2020
Get the Kirbymug. -To Kirby
Me and my boyfriend were getting frisky last night but the mood shifted when he kirbied me.
Me and my boyfriend were getting frisky last night but the mood shifted when he kirbied me.
by table chair monkey drapes March 26, 2022
Get the To Kirbymug. Kirby; a boyman,guy,etc.. who is a bit less human than you, possibly. He mAY or mAY nOT be a bit obsessed with anime...He can act emo at times. If you have him, take him, and run. Do not forget to water, your kirby. buy a large cage just in case. If you ever end up dating a kirby, make sure he actually loves u back cuz...you never know. If you're lucky enough, you can see his angelic face in the sun(not). There is a devil hidden inside somewhere and doesn't really give a fuck about anything. The existence of a kirby is nearly very rare. Take care of your kirby.
by erikapowpow March 14, 2019
Get the Kirbymug. Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
by K.Roman June 7, 2022
Get the kirby slurpmug.