keyboard

A device used by angry Germans to destroy tables.

"I LOsT A ROUND IN UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!! I AM NOW GOING TO SMASH THIS TABLE WITH MY KEYBOARD!!!!"

by FubbernuckTM November 7, 2021

Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro

by SickoBamba069 December 29, 2021

Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

keyboard humper

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys

by dilflord January 3, 2023

Keyboard smash/Keysmash

1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+

1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY

2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB

by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023

ghetto keyboard

when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard

you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard

by ghetto keyboard 123 January 5, 2017

THE KEYBOARD ALPHABET

The alphabet on a keyboard such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm

Kyle:Hey bro what is the keyboard alphabet?
James:Kyle are you dumb it's qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by loxdgamer12 October 6, 2018